Restaurants     We Eat Crap So You Won't Have To

Mark and Darron live life by one motto and one motto only: Whatever doesn’t kill us should be eaten and eaten at a decent price. While this has caused them both to spend a few nights in prison for sexual harrassment, it also means they have dined where many of you have feared to use the bathroom let alone consume anything.  So peruse the following reviews if you need assistance on where to take the ol’ girlfriend on Saturday night....if you want her to live after the meal is completely up to you and which restaurant you choose.

Casually-Criticized Restaurants

· Uncle Sam's Buffet - Fremont, CA
Emblematic of the Fall of American Patriotism. Go ahead and eat here...Communist.

· Claim Jumper - Concord, CA
Always good for those full of life.

· The Authentic Mexican Food - Mountain View, CA
With a name this long, it has to be crap.

· Tomodachi Sushi Bistro - Hayward, CA
Hay, would you like some sushi (sound it out, you’ll get it)

· Red Lobster - Fremont, CA
The Casual Critics highlight their arch nemesis.

· TGI Friday's - Hayward, CA
Thank God it doesn’t completely suck.
 

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